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Everyone is discouraged from wearing gowns, especially satin. I'm sorry (not sorry), but most people wearing shiny clothes look like pork in plastic wrap.

And if anyone comes in matching dresses, I'm going to throw myself off a bell tower.

If I have to go to another wedding, we better be real great friends. Or your wedding theme is like, boho chic or casual or some shit.